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A Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer.
"I'm going to inspect your farm."
The old farmer said, "You better not go in that field."
The Ag representative said in a wise tone, "I have the authority of the Canadian Government with me.
See this badge? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land."
So, the old farmer went about his farm chores.
Later, the farmer heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull.
The bull was madder than a full nest of hornets and was gaining at every step.

The old farmer called out, "Show him your badge!"

Truly a 'Green' car with a small 'footprint'

The census taker knocked on the lady's door. She answered all his questions except one: she refused to tell him her age.
"But everyone tells their age to the census taker," he said.
"Did Miss Maisy Hill and Miss Daisy Hill tell you their ages?" she asked.
"Certainly," he replied.
"Well, I'm the same age as they are," she snapped.
The census taker simply wrote on the form,
"As old as the Hills."

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